The Kingdom of Womble 3060 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.004 billion Womble 3060ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Womble 3060ian economy, worth 360 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 40,081 pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 258,325 per year while the poor average 2,512, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3060's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 3060 is ranked 230,408^th in the world and 4,285^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.